| 1. | Little Man Syndrome | ||
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When a man of short stature feels insecure and as a result feels the need to belittle and offend others to make himself feel proud. When a small man (with little man syndrome) greets you with: "Oh still feeling ill? By the looks of you, its pretty obvious!" (or something similar)
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| 2. | man juice | ||
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an exotic beverage that a man makes after he jerks himself stupid into a cup (the cup comes with a mini umbrella) would you like a drink of man juice with that
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| 3. | The Mini Van | ||
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Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.
I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!
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| 4. | mini man | ||
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cool,out going,all ways laughing,ready for any thing a mini man bru lets cut out and go scrapin
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| 5. | mini lol | ||
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A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'. Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay. Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you! Person 2: ...mini lol? |
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| 6. | Thats what mole man said | ||
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Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said. Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper
2nd Person - Thats what mole man said Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use. |
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| 7. | Short Man's Syndrome | ||
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The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site. Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing. Never vote for a short man. Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.
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