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Mindeling 

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.
Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.
Mindeling by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.
I remember mangling the midget to this video.

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Mangeing 

The act in which a girl possessing a significant amount of swag (female version a ladies' man), successfully entices a man or men. Note: She does not sleep with all her conquests.
Nancy: "Yo, there was this hot biddy at the party, mangeing it up."

Debbie: "All the bitches were hating."
Mangeing by Ang the Mange October 4, 2011

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

minglong 

The mother of nipponsei (although it is unclear if minglong is male, female, or other). Does "all the real work" of the channel (file acquisition, marking, distribution, bot maintanance, and probably the dishes too). And of course, is under-appreciated.

From all this, despite being the "lowest raking" of all the ops, is thought to have more power than GeneralSmoker and OsisNie put together.

Think about it... who is *really* in charge of your family...
<@minglong> ...
<%div> Fine, I'll change it.
<%div> ;_;
minglong by nipponsei family member February 23, 2005