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1. Flap Slap
The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.
' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'
2. Minge Brick
A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick
Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!
3. Flap Slapper
A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!
"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"
4. Flap Nasty
A slapper so nasty that the imagination of her vagina is so worn and torn that it is JUST, nasty.
Boy 1: Have you seen that girl on the corner over there.

Boy 2: What, that slapper?

Boy 1: Yeh, she's Flap Nasty!!!
5. cuntscrot
is the hanging battered cunt flap skin that is wrinkly and resembles an 80 year olds ball sack!
jesus!! that one hangin cuntscrot!!
6. Mackerel Flaps
If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.
I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.
7. Crusty Cunt Flaps
A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny
Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap
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