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27.
A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 05, 2007
 
1.
A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
by MKL May 12, 2004
 
2.
A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
by priz May 10, 2012
 
3.
The act of molesting someone.
Person 1: I love you ( reaching down random person's pants.)
Person 2: Stop m-ing me, dawg.
by Chelsea Rae February 07, 2007
 
4.
A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.
The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
 
5.
A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.
Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.
by USC27 March 05, 2013
 
6.
A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING
by [REDACTED] February 05, 2011
 
7.
Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.
Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.
by swartkat April 26, 2012