<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."
Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"
James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"
In this example Emma is a ming.