Top Definition
A vagina that is so destroyed and flappy that it looks like it went through a mine explosion
Cri: Eric, did you get Kathy into bed last night
Eric: No, I pulled her pants down and she had a mine puss

Norman: Man I had to break up with Alicia because I found out she has a mine puss
by Cri-Eri November 13, 2011

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