A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.
Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!
In public, you already know how to identify these kids. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
A place that rewards incompetence and conformism. Crams thousands of hormone charged teens into a bulidng, makes them eat lunch way too early, and uses peer pressure to destroy your self-esteem. Also uses incredibly hard classes filled with useless information to fuck up your social life and your relationship with your parents. Nothing you learn will be of any use in the real world and the overall goal is to break your spirit so the government can pick up the pieces and make you what they want.
High school destroyed my life and my mind.
Describes an undesirable, large or shapely woman who hits on you. You should alert your wingman when you notice a "chunker" to give him fair warning.
In addition to describing a large undesirable woman, chunker also describes ruthless, desperate women. Follow the common Zoo rule, "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" (not literal food but sex), if you "feed" a chunker she will only come back for more. Thus creating a false sense of love in her mind.
Steer clear of "chunker love" which commonly occurs when one is drunk.
They often have babes as friends, alert your wingman to target the "chunker" so you are home free and score the babe. A common technique commonly referred to as "Chunker Elimination".
Chunker can also refer to men.
Chunker (man) is shallow, very shapely, and very rude.
Steer clear of the "pity fuck", for this will cause a false sense of attraction in his male mind. Most male chunkers will be sport experts.
Alex: Chunker alert!!
Tanner: I'm on it, search and destroy. Ha-ha!
THE SICKESET BAND EVER!
its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that's why it is really underground.
because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.
guy #1: dude did you see that C.H.I.V.E.R.S concert last night?
guy #2: aw totally man! My mind was blown!!!!
guy #1: I was raped!!!
The eight long years from Jan. 20, 1981-Jan. 20,1989. The Republican president, Ronald Wilson Reagan worked hard as commander in chief in the war on the middle class. The heinous eCONomic policy called "trickle down economics" or Reganomics cut taxes on the big businesses and the rich. This shifted the tax burden to the middle class and tripled the national debt. Dennis Miller described "trickle down" best when he acknowledged this truth: "they admit it-- they're gonna piss on you!"
Along with the terrible eCONomic policy, Ronald Reagan worked to destroy unions (remember air traffic controllers' strike?) During the Reagan Administration, the U.S. backed Saddam Hussein during his war with Iran and helped to establish the Taliban to help Afganistan fight off the Soviet Union. (Funny how the G.O.P. changed course on this)
Overall, the Reagan Administration was an awful, inept or just plain evil bunch of crooks. The bad effects of this era are still haunting us 20 years later.
The fact that theRepublican Party idolizes Reagan today is mind boggling!
|42.||NULLIFY YOUR OPPONENT!!!|
The act of, in a massive burst of rage, gain unnatural abilities and utterly destroy the person or object that is annoying you.
jim: this computer is really annoying me. stupid windows vista.
george: how about you NULLIFY YOUR OPPONENT!!!
jim: (shoots frickin laser beams out of his eyes, NULLIFYING THE CRAP OUT OF the computer).
don't forget to NULLIFY YOUR OPPONENT!!!