| 1. | Mind Eraser | ||
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A bar drink consisting of equal parts vodka, Kahlua and either tonic water or club soda poured into a rocks glass in the order listed and served with a straw. The liquids stay semi-separated because of the differences in the specific gravity of each, and the drink is imbibed quickly through the straw so that the Kahlua chases the vodka and the soda chases the Kahlua. Extremely effective in curing what ails you, hence the name. "We started out the night drinking Mind Erasers, and got munted very quickly."
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| 2. | The Store | ||
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The Store (proper noun- place). A trashy bar in Chicago that is open until the wee hours of 5:00am. In this particular bar, you will find that the Mind Erasers flow like wine and the live music leaves much to be desired. If you happen upon this place on non-music nights, you may go home with someone special. BEWARE! His home might be under a bridge. There are some seriously creepy bums at this bar. I don't mean bums who sit at the bar and mumble their sorrows to their beer and eye-rape you from a safe distance. I'm talking about a new breed of highly interactive creeps. Bring your mase! ...or at least a condom. I think I left The Store with Bob Marley last night... and he was still dead.
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| 3. | Mind Eraser | ||
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Slang for the psychoactive drug benzodiazepine or "Benzos". Term used because of the memory gaps or blackouts when combining benzos with alcohol. Depending on the amount taken, the blackouts caused by benzos can last days with little to no recollection of what occurred. I just took five mind erasers and had six shots! Remember what I do for the next two days, I want to hear all about it!
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| 4. | Land Monster | ||
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This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed. Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.
Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them... |
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| 5. | sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck | ||
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Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free. STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.
(slurps coffee) STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is----- Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK? |
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| 6. | Xanex | ||
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A pill taken for Anxiety and Panic Attacks, but is also amazing, and gets you feeling good and makes you forget about your problems for the time being. In other words..a miracle Pill I took a few Xanex and had a fun ass night!
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| 7. | The Mutants | ||
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A street gang, with it's origin in North Jersey, now located in Manhattan and LA. An off-shoot of the larger Jersey street gang, The Horny Fredos, The Mutants focus on getting themselves into ridiculous social situations, and manipulating women. The gang is lead by 3 founding members: Mutilda, Mutanex, and Mutaro, and continue to help shape the NY social scene. I heard The Mutants made an appearance at XS in Vegas the other night. After rapid fire jager-bombs and mind erasers, they got thrown out, but still managed to leave with 3 mutanettes.
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