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a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
 
1.
a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock
Dude did you notice how ryan always likes to bare his arse to blokes? I reckon he's a grade A mincer.
by Mu Lin November 14, 2004
 
2.
A man who is extremely camp. Not necessarily gay, but definitely exhibiting tendencies towards the feminine. Primarily slang used in England.
Look at that bloke, he's a real mincer.
by Atropos September 10, 2005
 
3.
Acting like a total bender 100% of the time.
Hosker always wore tights under his jeans, he's a total mincer.
by abcde12345 December 07, 2005
 
4.
Eyes. Abbreviation for mince pies; Cockney Rhyming Slang for eyes.
Use yer mincers.
by OnLineJones September 22, 2009
 
5.
Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.
"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."
by Nannerama April 08, 2010
 
6.
A man who behaves in an extremely effeminate manner all the time whilst refusing to accept that they look in any way camp.
You know that Chris Allen? What a terrible mincer he is....

I know, minces around like he's constantly on the Bourneville Boulevarde and claims it's his natural gait. What a mincer.
by JimtheBullet April 30, 2008