a woman who chops off her son's or husband's penis and eats it. (group called a colony)
Get away from her! She's one of those crazy mincemeats!
by boogiemaneatyou June 01, 2011

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The roughed up, swollen and engorged appearance of your mate's bung hole after a punishing, yet pleasurable, bout of ass play.
Roger worked Tina'a booty good and left her with her ass up and dripping mincemeat.
by Enya Goode November 23, 2016

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Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.
David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!
by Henry David September 26, 2006

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