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Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018
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milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006
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Miltablishment

Portmanteau word combining military and establishment.

Used typically by political journalists and pundits to refer to Pakistan's powerful military, which plays an enormous role in shaping the country's security and foreign policies.
The Miltablishment’s preferred strategy now is to remain in control of the commanding heights of “national security
Miltablishment by ~covfefe March 13, 2019

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.
Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.
MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.
"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

milifairy 

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.
Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.
MILFAFA by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010