Milswanca

"Mother I('d) Like (to) Sleep With And Never Call Again"
coined by Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother

"Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your Milswancas"

by LucASSo November 17, 2009

MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

by cityStatic December 7, 2010

milswanca

"Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again."

Invented by Barney Stinson on "How I met you mother."

Daughters, lock up you MILSWANCAS!

by ZRN595 June 7, 2010

MILSWANCA

Mom I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

Self explanatory...just like M.I.L.F.

That broad is a MILSWANCA

by flyguy1023 November 17, 2009

milswanca

mom i would love to sleep with and never call again

James: Dude check out that Milswanca!
Jason: dude she is so hot.

by Fuzi S May 3, 2010