Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

Milonär 

This word was invented by the famous german rapper and Youtuber Apored. It is used when somebody has no money but pretends to have millions.

Apored: "Ich bin Milonär"

Milonär by SuppenLoeffel October 31, 2022

andy milonakis 

A show recently put on MTV. It features a 29 (yes, Google him or something) year old, chubby guy acting like a 12 year old. It's a sketch show that you'll get if you're stoned or liked Napoleon Dynamite.

I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head.

andy milonakis by Jen August 1, 2005

andy milonakis 

Andrew M. Milonakis (born January 30, 1976) is a comedian who plays the role of a teenage kid and has become an Internet phenomenon, rising to fame when he released home webcam recordings of freestyle raps, silly and funny videos, and short films on the Internet (previously credited to angrynakedpat.com, but his videos aren't hosted there any longer). Some of these include the "Crispy New Freestyle" and "The Superbowl Is Gay", and various other videos which can be found hosted elsewhere. He has been compared to the Star Wars Kid and has since built a following, including comedian Jimmy Kimmel who recruited him for regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live on television from 2003-2004.

wow this lil shit is the biggest faggot

andy milonakis by Dong Woo July 31, 2005

andy milonakis 

Internet sensation turned MTV comedy star. Gained first notariety with his "The Superbowl is Gay" netvid. Supposedly 13-or-so years old, but is actually documented by IMDb and various other entertainment industry sources to have been born in January 1979. Critics and net-based gossipers have linked his babyfaced appearance to a hormonal disorder, and his juvenile humor to insanity and/or general douchebagishness.

Dude, I can't believe Andy Milonakis beat out that Leigh kid for the MTV gig. He's so wicked stupid... AND like 27 years old!

andy milonakis by JAGvox August 7, 2005

andy milonakis 

Andy Milonakis is a 27 Year Old man.
He suffers from hormone disfunction, and looks and sounds like a 10 year old child. Andy uses his disorder to produce comedy. He has his own show on MTV, full of random humor. He got his start over the internet with random home made movies.

Random Guy: Nice wheather we have been havin-
Andy: Yeah! I was just about to say that.

andy milonakis by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

milorgasm 

An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.

Girl 1: I so totally had a milorgasm when watching Heroes today.
Girl 2: ZOMG me too! He's so hawt.

milorgasm by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008