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Milledgeville, IL 

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
Irish slang "Ma that roast beef was bleeding whopper, I milled it!!
Milled by KNT89 April 6, 2020
What happens to your bones when you’re having sex with a fat person; derived from the process of grain being milled into flour
That lass last night proper milled my pelvis; I can’t walk at all
Milled by Ykxy April 25, 2020

Milledgeville

A small, quaint college town in Georgia where people go to die and then drag their children along with them. Wal-Mart is where people go to hang out.
"Hey, let's do something fun tonight! ... Oh wait... we live in Milledgeville."

"... meet you in Toys."
Milledgeville by octopi3 July 4, 2008
to get badly injured or beaten up
he got milled out of it by the truck. the gang of thugs milled some guy out of it. he fell of his bike and got milled.
milled by Dave March 15, 2005
A terminology used in golf. Used in context when a golfer chips in; usually epic.
20 yard chip. Golfer Chris hits the ball. The ball bounces and takes an epic roll into the hole. Golfer Andrew immediately yells, "Milled!"
Milled by anonymous61245 May 29, 2010