Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.
2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."
why cant he just be normal
looks as if his barber is actually taking the piss of him
he is known as "the living joke"
rich fuck who is exploited for that
as the most twattable face
i wanna mug him silly
Merkage bloods, Merkage do you wanna get bracked Millward cos if you do thare will be bear carnidge homes!