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The stuff that shoots out of your nose when you hear a funny joke. Consists of Vitamin D, Protein, Vitamin K, and Calcium of course.
Famous phrase used to advertise milk is "Got Milk?"
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why did the chickencross the road?
Person 1: So he could get to the other side
*Person 2 is drinking milk at the time and it explodes out of his nose*
by berbamanu09 March 15, 2009
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1.
The most tasty shit EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
by IJM October 15, 2003
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2.
A liquid that Edward Elric harbors an extreme hatred for.
If Edward did drink milk, perhaps he wouldn't be the size of a bean.
by Yeah, sure. May 08, 2005
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3.
Milk is Hope. Hope for midgets, like myself to grow taller.
milk = calcium

calcium = stronger bones

stronger bones = become taller

become taller = an end to dwarfism! =D
by runchi December 09, 2006
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4.
Noun :
common form - bovine glandular secretions, a food product

General - lactose and protein rich fluid that any female mammal produces in it's mammary gland to feed it's young.

Verb:
common form - often used in slang to suggest a sexual act done on males, see hand job ; to draw milk from the mammary glands of an animal in order to collect it

General - to extract
A: "mmmm, I loves me some milk in my kix!"

B: In order to get a good scoop, the reported milked the mayor for information about the upcomming ellection.
by penguincolor July 26, 2004
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5.
To Ron Burgundy, an inappropriate substance to be drinking in hot weather. It also has a high level of calcium.
Ron: Milk was a bad choice!
by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006
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6.
(verb:) single-mindedly to masturbate a male to the point where he ejaculates his "milk" sperm. Use of this term suggests the extraction is more for the amusement and/or satisfaction of the "milker" than that of the person selected to be "milked". (Verb also found in combinations such as: "milk the snake", "milk the milkman")
Tracy used to boast to her friends that any man she could not milk within two hours of meeting, was not worth knowing.
by Kofi May 08, 2003
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7.
Similar to MILF, MILK stands for Mother I'd Like to Kill.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Angie? Did you get to meet her parents?"
Guy 2: "Oh Angie's great but her mom is such a MILK! Wouldn't shut up about how I was ten minutes late and how 'irresponsible' I am."
by Yophia Bursazhevsky April 12, 2009
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