Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.
i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.