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1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob
The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.
by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 02, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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