A fairly large town in eastern/central massachusetts. With a population of around 25,000 people. Like an hour from Boston and the Cape right on 495. Route 16 goes right down the middle of town. Founded in like 1780more...
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
A town in Massachusetts thats notorious for being full of likely illegal foreigners such as brazilians and ecuadorians.more...
It did used to have a taco bell, but it got taken away, so now 'bitch' as it has been affectionately nicknamed, is now frequented in franklin instead.
The hockey team sucks, but the rest of the sports are pretty damn good for the most part, especially the girls teams which basically rape anyone that is put in front of them.
Last years trainer is not a rapist.
And despite being full of ecuadorians and smelly disease ridden illegals, milford soccer still sucks, being an exception to the most sports are 'pretty damn good'.
If your family has lived in milford for many years, you automatically have an undeserved sense of entitlement to which you are allowed to circumvent the law, and then create a law fixing the loophole you just exposed.
Also known as Milf-town depending on your level of mental retardation.
It has like 7 Dunkin Donuts, many within a quarter mile of each other
The high school is a concrete coffin in which hopes and dreams go to die in the smoke filled A wing bathrooms.
Mrs. Scrizinski might as well be a man.
This is a town where the head of the teachers union for the town is a teacher whos average AP exam grade for his students was a failing grade.
In addition to the above entry, the AP Chem teacher at one point was a man who a had a stroke once and cant use one side of his body.