Top Definition
1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny
-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.
by Master Bus April 30, 2010

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