2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::