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A mother I'd like to F***
Did you see Gary's Mom?
Yeah, She's a MILF!
by X-Loveless_Demon-X November 28, 2008
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I would fuck jake's mom. She is a Milf.
by Dc_striker January 15, 2009
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1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck

1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."
by Befffffers December 07, 2007
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Mrs. Benz; an extremely fucking hot mom. Stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".
Holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a fucking MILF!
by The Fucking Don April 08, 2008
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Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.
Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!
by cdl February 22, 2005
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acronym for Mom I'd Like to F***
Dayumm, your mom is a total MILF
by pimpnwinmpin April 18, 2008
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a term originally used to describe a mum so hot you wanna fuck her. But has recently become used to describe anyone who is hot, regardless off age or lack of chidlren
"dude did you see that milf?"

"bro that girl was 18"

"yeah man she still a mo-fuckin milf"
by willcrisp June 01, 2009
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