A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007

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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released
"Whoa you're mum's a milf"
by Gwenzo November 11, 2007

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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006

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mum i like to fuck
stiflers mum
by luke benson May 01, 2003

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mum i would like to FUCK
hughs mum is such a MILF
by hugh55565456 January 08, 2009

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mother id like to fuck.
well, britney spears for instance is americans milf
by duker00lz May 03, 2006

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The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)
Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!
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