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50.
A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007
 
51.
stands for MOTHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK, usually a mother whther maried or not between the ages of 30-50 who which you find to be bangable
Dude 1: "Dude Matt's mom is such a MILF"
Dude 2:"Tru yo, i'd bang huur all night long"
Matt: "Tru i'd bang my mom too"
by Ryan December 02, 2004
 
52.
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released
"Whoa you're mum's a milf"
by Gwenzo November 11, 2007
 
53.
Mother i would like to fuck
Johnny's mom is a MILF
by Scwwarrior August 31, 2005
 
54.
mum i would like to FUCK
hughs mum is such a MILF
by hugh55565456 January 08, 2009
 
55.
Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Hot, sexually attractive woman in her 30s or 40s. Lusted after by horny teenage boys, who coined the term. The MILF may or may not give herself up to the horny friends of her teenage son.
Kid #1-Dude, I fucked that big-titted blonde MILF Donna! She is a total freak in bed, dude!
Kid #2-Dude, that's my mom.
by slutlover123 October 14, 2008
 
56.
The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)
Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!
by hjbf79@hotmail.com November 09, 2005