A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007

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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Zoe's such a MILF"

Note - a hot Black mama would be considered as a "chocolate MILF" ;-)
by OldsVistaCruiser November 27, 2005

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stands for MOTHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK, usually a mother whther maried or not between the ages of 30-50 who which you find to be bangable
Dude 1: "Dude Matt's mom is such a MILF"
Dude 2:"Tru yo, i'd bang huur all night long"
Matt: "Tru i'd bang my mom too"
by Ryan December 02, 2004

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Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Wow, stifflers mom is such a milf. whats a milf? MOM ID LIKE TO FUCK. YEAH!
milf milf milf milf milf milf milf
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dude am i going to have a hang over cause i want one HAHAHAHAHA
by SeCrEt JS MAZAA July 23, 2004

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mother i'd love to $@&%
dude brian's mom is a total milf
by w-man August 24, 2009

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Meaning mother id like to fuck

Jesus christ, what a milf!!!
by Elmoooooo February 25, 2008

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In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !
by DMNY July 08, 2006

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