Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Mother I'd Like to Frick
Derek's mom is a MILF!
by Mike Wagner September 26, 2004

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Mrs. Benz; an extremely fucking hot mom. Stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".
Holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a fucking MILF!
by The Fucking Don April 08, 2008

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Mother I'd like to fuck
Luke's mum, Jeanette is a milf and we have
by Me aka Guernsey May 16, 2006

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MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.
That Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond is the ultimate MILF!
by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

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mother i'd like to fuck
hot mom, or milf
by brady murray February 15, 2009

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it means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck it is basically a way of saying a woman about 30+ years is hot
Bored Guy:Lets go to the park
(hott 30 year old woman walks buy)
Horny Guy:WHOA! look at that milf
by Big Boi90 March 02, 2008

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Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.
"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"
by tdan December 10, 2004

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