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Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.
by iwannadoher February 27, 2006
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Luke's mum, Jeanette is a milf and we have
by Me aka Guernsey May 16, 2006
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mother i'd love to $@&%
dude brian's mom is a total milf
by w-man August 24, 2009
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A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum
A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
by wilkybarkid January 17, 2008
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Gay one man desiring to fuck another, in other words, men i would like to fuck (MILF)
by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008
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Mom Id Like ta Fuck
Primary example: Matts mom...wait shes a MIF.........MOM I FUCKED!
by JOHN PIMP DADDY July 16, 2003
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Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.
"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"
by tdan December 10, 2004
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