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Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF
by AC August 19, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Shay's mom is the farthest thing from a MILF.
by ShayBayy July 23, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Mother id love (to) FUCK.
Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf
by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 11, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!
by Dave May 28, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!
by C.B.C May 01, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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