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MOTHER-I'D-LIKE-TO-FUCK. It is pronounced the way it is spelt and is used when an older pretty lady is seen
she is definitely a MILF

woah, das one hot MILF
by Anonymous12349 January 27, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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A mother who is fucking hot as! ... If your mums a milf... here's my number ... 93456775
"geez man your mum is a MILF!"
"Shut the FUCK UP MAN! whyd you have to go and say somethign liek that!?"
by TiMM-EaH! January 10, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.
"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"
by BAM311 June 25, 2006
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10" high plush doll.

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tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)
john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to
by j schaffer February 13, 2007
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stiflers mum
by luke benson May 01, 2003
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Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck
man your moms a milf
by Lucas April 24, 2005
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Wow,Stacys Mom is a Milf
by Alec Nauman March 14, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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