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Hey man, look at that M.I.L.F. by the pool.
by Sigman July 08, 2006
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Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!
by Johnny_Cake December 15, 2010
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Lois griffin is a milf!
by urban12323 June 15, 2014
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Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
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‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
by pwvl January 20, 2011
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Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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A slang used to abbrevate "Mother I like (to) fuck
Wow Justin Beibers mum is so a milf
Toms mum is a milf
by Footyman12 March 29, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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