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Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
by Iz U Down September 20, 2014

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Lois griffin
Lois griffin is a milf!
by urban12323 June 15, 2014

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Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).

A MILF is someone who....

1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"

"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011

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Man I love (to) fish, Adjative. Mainly used by rednecks and hillbillies to describe their love for fishing, or for banging someone else's mother. But that's on a different acronym.
(Milf): Man I love to fish
Joe: Man I'm a Milf
Bob: You're a mom I'd like to fuck??

Joe: No man, I love to fish.
by Skaterdude1993 August 09, 2016

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A slang used to abbrevate "Mother I like (to) fuck
Wow Justin Beibers mum is so a milf
Toms mum is a milf
by Footyman12 March 29, 2015

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Mother I'd Like To Fuck
Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.
by secretonelol November 24, 2014

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Your mom.
Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
by duderino555 October 26, 2014

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