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Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.
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The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
by Wpedit August 19, 2010
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Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!
by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
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I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.
by milady February 04, 2005
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In Texas Hold Em Poker, being dealt two Queens.
I'm holding a nice pair of MILFs.
by Ryan Westover August 31, 2007
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MILF-er

A sick little boy
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Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...
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