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{M}other {I}d {L}ike {T}o {F}uck
A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.
Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.
by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014
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monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper
Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot
by satanlikessquirrels March 07, 2005
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1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 17, 2011
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Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!
Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"
by StitchHater June 30, 2010
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by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016
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Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!
by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005
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1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
by mandavoshka July 28, 2010
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