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Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.
by Alphonze May 06, 2011
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Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.
That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)
by VerifiedLiberal October 13, 2010
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Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.
Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.
by huntersapussy February 07, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!
by paybacksabitchisgone May 08, 2011
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Mate I'd Love (to) Frape

A mates Facebook profile you would love to rape. (frape)
Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape

Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)

Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook

Boy 1: ...

also check the word frape
by Hussmir August 31, 2011
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Mom I'd Love Forever, used to cover up for the more commonly used "Mom I'd like to fuck"
*On Friend's Facebook wall*

Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !
by sunsaber December 18, 2011
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{M}other {I}d {L}ike {T}o {F}uck
A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.
Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.
by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014
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