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8.
Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.
Joanne Binns
by ilovefeet August 04, 2003
 
9.
Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
by The Evil Steve July 28, 2005
 
10.
Mom I'd Like to fuck
Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!
by Josh Matheny November 19, 2003
 
11.
A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
dued, gerald's mom is a MILF
by Bizkit June 18, 2005
 
13.
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
 
14.
Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
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Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone
by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003