1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 17, 2011
Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.
Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.
by huntersapussy February 07, 2011
Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.
That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)
by VerifiedLiberal October 13, 2010
(plural noun) the plural form of the acronym MILF, the singular form of which was popularized in the 1999 hit movie American Pie 1
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
by Maxwell Dope January 22, 2014
Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!
by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!
Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"
by StitchHater June 30, 2010
Lois griffin
Lois griffin is a milf!
by urban12323 June 15, 2014

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