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Mother I'd Like to Facebook.

Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
"Dude, Rob's mom is a total MILF, bet you a twenty she'll accept my friend invite."
by Rikushix September 14, 2008
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Moro Islamic Liberation Front

The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
by anonymous October 10, 2004
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Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.
M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me
by Milfmasta January 20, 2009
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I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!
Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.
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I caught this huge one the other day!!! ...MILF
by wranglerwang March 29, 2011
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a older woman, young boys want to get it on with. In the past, has been referred to as " mother id like to fuck"
Fred: Bob, your mom is so hot !
Bob : Hey man, thats my mom. Watch your mouth.
Fred : Im sorry Bob. I cant help it if your mom is a total milf.
Bob : Whats that supposed to mean ?
Fred : It means i would hit that
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