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1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 17, 2011
 
1.
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
 
2.
A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!
by Dave May 28, 2003
 
3.
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"
by D. Edge March 17, 2003
 
4.
Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".
Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?
by Brian December 11, 2003
 
5.
Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly
When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?
by Me April 15, 2005
 
6.
An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.
"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"
by cecilguy September 25, 2003
 
7.
Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
Refer to music video.
by nycbella December 15, 2003