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It means "mom i'd like to fu..... holy sh*t. Is that your daughter? is she legal yet?"

Milf is an ungodly overrated older woman (in terms of beauty) whose entire existence is spent calling the boytoys of 1960-80 "perverts, predators and dirty old men" for chasing a hot college girl. She even goes so far as to warn her hotter younger competition (college girls, 24 year olds) that the boytoys of 1950-80 turned rich sugardaddy are "manipulators /dangerous /predatory/ exploitive/ taking advantage of a vunlerable young ADULT woman".

She stole the word "mature" from the male gender's beloved young woman (young woman has a fan club too but her fans are called perverts even though they are over 18). Men gave that word to everyone over 18 not just older women.

Milf has an arrogant belief that she is the most popular woman on earth... and believes all males want females older than us while we marry females younger than us almost exclusively worldwide to the tune of about 85 out of 100. Even less in big gap marriages. She can barely convert a relationship with a person one year younger into a marriage.. .and this equals some kind of goddess.

She competes with young women by bullying her older lovers. "you sicko/creep. pervert!!! dirty old man".

She invents myths and old wives tales about herself."i am in my prime" to attract people from her hotter younger competition and imply young women are lousy sex (a wierd accusation from a hetero woman who never nailed a young woman).

She usually has no ass (exception, black women milfs who usually have nice asses), her beauty is 90% artificial from a can which was invented by dirty old men. Underneath that fakeness she looks identical to farts. Her breasts droop, her vag*na looks rubbery and dont have the exciting look of the 23year old breast. There is a very fine line between "Milf" and "hag". that fine line is 39. Milf ends at 39. After that it is "hag", "bag" or "Mercifuck".

Her beauty is so "incredible" rich men use their wealth to skip past her to the 20-35 year old women. And poor men buy young prostitutes with diseases because MILF for free... isnt all that.

She is the only adult woman who can't give the most important gift at all: gift of a family which is great for the adoption industry.

She is the mature woman. "mature and infertile" is a scientifically flawed expression. The correct expression is "old and infertile".

Her existence is spent trying to turn her younger competition into a perversion and older men into "sickos". The irony of course is that a young woman is a billion times more likely to marry upwards than a male. So much for nasty labels. They had an opposite effect of their intended purpose.
"I will not participate in a labeling system where my gender grows into dirty old men with young lovers and my female peers grow into MILFS. How on gods earth does that labeling system benefit any male? we dont even marry females 1 year older than us with any real enthusiasm and when we are rich we dont share our wealth with females 20 years older than us with any real enthusiasm either".
by toximoxi September 14, 2006
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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.
Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...
by Bluntslide August 27, 2008
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acronym for M.other I.'d L.ike to F.uck.

In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
Jew Guy: Sara Palin is a milf!

Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?

Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.

Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.

Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.

Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
by Stinkmeanor561 December 11, 2008
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Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".
See that hot mom? She's a milf!
by Andy November 26, 2004
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M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Luck To Fuck

Any woman who has given birth is a potential MILF. What sets most apart is that MILFs tend to be attractive usually older and mature, but young moms are also considered MILFs.

The term DID NOT originate from the American Pie movie. Kids..do your research!
Rosemary is one hot ass MILF. Even though she has two kids, she puts even 20 year olds to shame at work.
by playa5000 August 24, 2006
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MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites
"Yo, check that MILF out over there!
by adam_uk May 12, 2005
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1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
1.self explanatory
2. "
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 05, 2003
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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!
by The Real Izzy May 13, 2006
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