Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs
by <insert> January 25, 2005
mum i like to fuck
stiflers mum
by luke benson May 01, 2003
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Zoe's such a MILF"

Note - a hot Black mama would be considered as a "chocolate MILF" ;-)
by OldsVistaCruiser November 27, 2005
stands for MOTHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK, usually a mother whther maried or not between the ages of 30-50 who which you find to be bangable
Dude 1: "Dude Matt's mom is such a MILF"
Dude 2:"Tru yo, i'd bang huur all night long"
Matt: "Tru i'd bang my mom too"
by Ryan December 02, 2004
A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007
Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Hot, sexually attractive woman in her 30s or 40s. Lusted after by horny teenage boys, who coined the term. The MILF may or may not give herself up to the horny friends of her teenage son.
Kid #1-Dude, I fucked that big-titted blonde MILF Donna! She is a total freak in bed, dude!
Kid #2-Dude, that's my mom.
by slutlover123 October 14, 2008
Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by Kettering August 04, 2008
Mother i would like to fuck
Johnny's mom is a MILF
by Scwwarrior August 31, 2005

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