| 1. | got milf? | ||
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question often posed by milf hunters. Often the phrase "got milf?" is seen on billboards, buses, wet teeshirts, over urinals, on subways, in the board room, and other milf hunting grounds.
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| 2. | MILF Pussy | ||
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The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating! The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it! Also, the best pussy to eat out! A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy! "Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"
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| 3. | Ballsack Taco | ||
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usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double. you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?" you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco" |
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| 4. | Bat Lips | ||
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When a girl pussy is totally blown out. Man, i took this girl's mom home and we got naked she had gnarly bat lips going on!
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| 5. | milf hunter | ||
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A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy". Anytime anyones mom get's porked
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| 6. | milfellate | ||
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Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf. Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated." Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?" Dude 2: "Your mom." Dude 1: "WTF?" |
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| 7. | mom crush | ||
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The vaguely sexual attraction that middle-age women develop for the polite and well-groomed friends of their teenage sons. Wally thought that Mrs. Olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the basement. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.
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