Belmont Milds 

A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-29. Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.

TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 1.0-2.4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.

Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.

Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.

You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds."
Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam."

Belmont Milds by nadnosnibor January 27, 2007

marlboro milds 

A brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. Usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and badasses.

Pete - hey Josh, what are you smokin?

Josh- Smooth and relaxing Marlboro Milds Pete, why do you ask?

Pete - Because im looking for a cigarette that a badass would smoke. Since you are a total and complete badass, i figured i would ask you.

Josh - Are you going to start smoking?

Pete - No, but if i ever do, i wanted to make the right choice.

Josh - Good Job.

marlboro milds by The Amazing Flying Pandaskin November 1, 2007

Belmont Milds 

Belmont Milds, now just referred to as Belmont(s) by smokers due to government regulations prohibiting the use of phrases like "light and Mild" on Tobacco Cigarette products are a brand of premium Canadian Tobacco Cigarette. Despite initial reports and rumors from smokers that Belmonts would be discontinued this never occurred. This may be attributed to the fact that this brand and Canadian Tobacco Industry once again saw a resurgence of popular youth smokers within the "hipster" and "party crowd" in Canada. Also that Benson & Hedges a British company that manufactures Belmont Cigarette may have felt they would lose a large market share of Canadian Tobacco Cigarette smokers to other Canadian brands as it's there only Canadian Cigarette brand.

Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).

Consumer "I'd like a pack of Belmont Milds Kingsize please"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"

Belmont Milds by derpderpdongs August 16, 2009

Belmont Milds 

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.

"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."

Belmont Milds by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008

Marlboro Milds 

A type of mentholated Marlboro cigarettes, falling below full Menthols, and above Lights in terms of strength. Standard packaging (blue).

Smoker 1: What do you smoke?
Smoker 2: Marlboro Milds.
Smoker 1: Pussy, well, at least they aren't lights.

Marlboro Milds by SeanB06 September 28, 2006

coke miles 

coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.

Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!

coke miles by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023

miles mckenna 

Miles Mckenna is a very popular trans (FTM) youtuber who recently hit 1,000,000 subscribers on his channel, MilesChronicles. He is one of the most amazing people to walk this earth. He is the most badass biotch to every strut the planet. If you haven't watched a MilesChronicles video, I suggest that you do right now because you will love it. :) He is now on a show called Guilty Party which you must watch immediately. Go to youtube and search Guilty Party, then watch all of the episodes. I triple-dog-dare you.

MILES MCKENNA IS FRICKING AMAZING
I love Miles Mckenna
Miles Mckenna is amazing
OMG, Miles Mckenna is so awesome

miles mckenna by memesandmiles October 14, 2017