| 64. | Summer Fool's Day | ||
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Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness. You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!! |
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| 65. | Tumblr Wars | ||
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(Noun)- the act of leaving mildly inappropriate and wildly unrelated pictures, gifs or anything interesting/funny from the internet in obscure facebook locations. Pictures and gifs do not necessarily have to come from Tumblr, but the plethora of useless and fascinating images from Tumblr make it the perfect source of arsenal for a Tumblr war. These wars can involve two or more face-book friends, and they begin when one posts an unrelated image. All subsequent postings must be more ridiculous and unrelated the previous ones and the war ends when the players are satisfied with the amount of random crap smeared on someone's page. Example 1: The TUMBLR WARS started when I left a gif of charlie sheen dancing to dub-step under my best friend's profile picture. So my friend posted a picture of a pink poodle dressed as a clown and other friend posted a picture of a half naked hairy drunk man.
Example 2: I posted a status about my dead grandmother so of course my best friend started a TUMBLR WARS- posting ten pictures of sponge-bob under the status. |
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| 66. | videogamedunkey | ||
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A semi-famous youtuber who has a mildly crude-- yet funny sense of humor, with the use of mild sarcasm and witty sentences. Gets most of his subscribers to the famous youtuber: PaperBatVG. He (in my biased opinion) deserves the views because he is dedicated to what he does and he loves what he does. He brings entertainment to all that wants it. "Did you hear? PaperBatVG gave VideoGameDunkey most of his subscribers, he deserved it though!"
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