mildly retarded 

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

mildly retarded by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

Mildly offensive, highly entertaining 

Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.

Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.

Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."

Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."

Mildly offensive, highly entertaining by debauchery 22 October 11, 2010

mildly infuriating 

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.

"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

mildly infuriating by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX January 1, 2020

Mildly Sexual 

Mildly Sexual, between anybody, may usually consist of oral sex, and anything considered less than that in society. however, no penetration is involved.

this dare is mildly sexual, but i'll do it anyway.

Mildly Sexual by RobotJones2010 December 28, 2011

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

mildly festive by MastaP January 24, 2006

mildly racist 

a term used by individuals who feel something is intuitively racist, but cannot articulate why

I think Lou Dobbs is more than just misguided, I find him mildly racist.

mildly racist by GypsyLocater October 9, 2008

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad 

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003