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Hatta Matta Moochie 

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.
"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.
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Someone or something that is cute, adorable and lovable.
My dog is a little moochie.
Moochie by TDPLB October 3, 2018
An asian or filipino teenage boy who wears colorful (or happy) oversized clothing, he tries to come off as "different" by expressing himself with his choice of apparel. A moochie almost always wears an extra-large fitted sports hat to help match the rest of his outfit. A moochie likes to collect and wear all sorts of colorful Nike shoes.

Some moochies like to wear thick black framed eyeglasses from wal-mart without even a prescribed lens, this is part of expressing themselves as "different". You will never find a moochie out in public by them-self, moochies like to roll together in groups of 5. Moochies like to spend their weekends movie hopping at the local theater. Moochies only drive honda civics, it's part of their code of conduct, thus they could be kicked out of their respective groups if they drove anything else.

Hint: You can also find moochies at your local arcade (the arcade must include a DDR machine).
Austin: "Dude, I see that guy everywhere."

Daniel: "No you don't, he's just one of the moochies, you can't tell them apart."
Moochie by DJ Trixx April 23, 2009

MoochieHBTL 

A goat who uploaded unreleased A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie songs to all platforms
Search up MoochieHBTL on Apple Music or Spotify, This Time from A Boogie is there
MoochieHBTL by Professor Plug October 27, 2020

jikoochies 

bitchass chaotic groupchat that consists of 9 members, each of them dumb and lame, we all insult and attack eachother on a daily basis but were still a mf family ❤️ fam comes first 🙏🏻
person A: "bruh jikoochies mad annoying"
person B: "lmao i know."
meanwhile us: "guys!!!!!!! found a dead mouse upstairs, imc rying dani thats u 😭😭"
dani: "fuck u gracie"
miri: "guys i know this aint our moment but like. i love u guys? so mcuh? thanjs for existing. ❤️"
jikoochies by jeonsdani December 15, 2019
I cannot believe what Carla did to you. She mooched your sweater. She's such a moochie, she will never give you that sweater back.
Moochie by moocher99 November 28, 2013
man coochie

located under ballsack
my boyfriend was rubbing his moochie all over me last night
moochie by joemama12355 August 24, 2021