He is gay, i mean very gay.
He does 'Corpse Munging' alot..
which is very sick and DISGUSTING!
Mike, you stupid fuck, go rot in hell.
Student: ''I hate Micheal Counsell''
Teacher: ''Ok, But that doesnt answer my question on Co-ordinate Geomoetry!''
Student: ''Mikes Mum''
Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.
Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year
Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"
Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"