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Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
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Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE". "Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
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Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them. "Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
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Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer. Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
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(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed. He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
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when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:
I've been really busy. I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over. I just didn't have time. clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks... you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"
me: "that sucks" you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)" me: "you got MIKED" |
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Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse. Usually spoiled cry baby assholes Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly
Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked |
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