A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:

1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.
The mike jones escaped from six flags san antonio! alert the peoples
by Natalia Q September 17, 2006
mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets
Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
by James July 25, 2004
A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
by ... April 02, 2005
a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats
that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV
Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.
by M G-man April 20, 2006
Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)
Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'

But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
by MrWest.on June 13, 2010
a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
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