fat piece of shit
She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year
Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.
Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
Short form of microphone.
Yo, gimme that mike!
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
The name given to a man with a sexy bad boy smirk that can tie you up in knots. Mikes are hard working to a fault, often leaving no time for themselves or those that want to share their life. Mike is very talented and creative in all aspects of their life. As a friend, they will always be there for you and their friendship is strong, lasting through the tests of time. As a family member, they are protective and giving. As a lover, Mikes will rock the world of the one that captures their heart. Those named Mike will keep their heart close and rarely shares their feelings. When they do share bits, it is with a privileged few. People love to be around Mikes because of their wonderful sense of humor but few will be allowed to see the deeper person below that sexy exterior. If a Mike allows you in, consider it a privilege. As much as Mikes can make a person feel special, they can sometimes make a person feel small quickly. They do no do this with malice but can become so focused they forget their actions speak louder than words. Most of the time they do not realize they have caused hurt as it was never their intention. Open communications may be a challenge with those called Mike but do not give up as they will come around if you persist.
A Mike as a friend is not as good as having a Mike as a lover but definitely better than a life with no Mike.
A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.