a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him
"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"
a sexi sexi man whore hottie thats so fucking hot its just like...shitt.
"dude Mike Weitzel is a fucking hottie!!! fuck yeah"