a sexual act in which a peron puts one fist into the vagina, and another into the anus of a woman and then tries box her internally
Im gonna mike tyson yo' ass
Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.
"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!
He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.
Retired Pro Boxer, who became the youngest heavyweight champion in history by knocking out trevor berbick in the 2nd round, born in brownsville brooklyn ny, he was arrested and sent to the state penitentary at the age of 12 he spent 18 months there until he met a guard called stewart where he introduced him to cus d'amato who was an old trainer who made 2 boxers famous ( floyd patterson and jose torres ). Quickly damato adopted tyson at the age of 13, then he, kevin rooney and teddy atlas made tyson a boxer who had an excelent amateur career, turned pro at 18, he quickly went on a winning streak knocking out his first 19 opponents, after the 19 he won 2 other fights for the first time as DECISIONS but then continue the knockout rampage, he became the undisputed heavyweight champion (by winning the WBC title belt, IBF title belt, and WBA title belt). he defended his title 6 times, after the michael spinks knock out win, tyson fired kevin rooney as his trainer, after doing so, his ability started to decrease, but winning those couple of fights, then he faced James Buster Douglas for the undisputed world heavyweight championship in tokyo japan in 1990.
The odds of douglas winning where 42-1 (meaning that almost everyone in the world thought tyson was the baddest man in the planet, not beatable. when the fight began, douglas fought perfectly, mostly keeping tyson outside with his jabs, but in the 8th round tyson caught douglas with a left uppercut that sent douglas to the f...
Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!
Mike Tyson or Ali?
Tyson 2nd round son!!
Just another example of what could happen if you never pick up a book
Mike Tyson: Call 1-800 Cceee Aye Ell El Aye Titi.
A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.
*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*
Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?
John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
to bite someone's ear
hey! If you don't stop touching my ass Jarrod, I'm gonna go Mike Tyson on you!