| 2. | mike bibby | ||
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major hottie that plays for the sacramento kings. mike bibby is so freaking hot.
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| 1. | Mike Bibby | ||
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a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well. Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand. Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field." Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes." Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby: Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?" Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good" Interviewer: "What?!?" |
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